Blog Day 3:
Number мавзӯъ 1: Trump
1)
Trump is trying to launch a retarded new show
that is a lousy attempt to lighten up his insensitive cultural comments
2)
The cheese of truth: Immigrants cause cancer
Honda Rube Goldberg commercial because that shit’s cool
Sharing a Coke, Rube Goldberg
Ms. Problems suggests watching Dogs doing Parkour (he’s from
Ukraine)!
We’re reduced to Topic Generators
Topic Generator topics:
1)
Think you’re cut out for doing politics? Take
this quiz!
2)
The worst advice we’ve ever heard about dog
3)
How to solve the biggest problems with Fatima
4)
10 Quick tips about politics
5)
What will Dog be like in 100 years
Teachers
<3
What do you think will happen in 17 years?
3D Graphic Pen that’s practically a 3D printer in pen form
Everyone proceeds to take out their driver’s licenses and
make Ms. Sarcastique feel terrible about herself.
Everyone speaks of the failure they face when attempting to
get a good picture. Betrayal by their face.
Everyone is trying to prove that their phones are better
And then people try to use the iPhone fingerprint thing but
duh it won’t work because they don’t own the phone so their fingerprint isn’t
valid. How hard is this.
Everyone tried; unsuccessfully, to retrieve Mr. Hamlet’s
pencil from its unfortunate position.
WE NEED UNDERCLASSMEN PEOPLE NEED TO GET OVER HERE. IF YOU
HAVE ANY FRIENDS THAT ARE TEENY TINY THEN PLEASE BRING THEM OVER HERE.
We continued thinking of strategies to trap all of you into
this amazing web called Free Speech Club.
