Blog Day 6

Topic numero uno: Colorful Animals

With the colors you see here, you'd think that a lot of the animal colors come in from there, but some animals are very oddly colored and here are a few

-Peacock mantis shrimp-RAINBOWSSSS

-Have 12 different types of cones-see 10x more colors
Can move their eyes all around like chameleons
-Sucker punch; aka don't mess with this guy
Punches so hard it creates vacuums which creates a second force as it collapses.
For funny facts and commentary on these shrimp go to;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM
2nd: Cobalt Blue Tarantula

3rd: Clown Fish

4th: Poison Arrow Frog

5th: Golden Dart Frog

6th: Death head Hawk Moth

7th: Panther Chameleon

8th: Love Birds

When Europeans first met Parrots, they thought they lived forever because they live for 90 years. 

9th: Mandarin Fish

10th: Blue-Ringed Octopus

11th: Mandarin Duck

12th: Scarlet Macaw

-40-50 years lifespan, 75 in captivity

13th: Toucan!

FOR FUNNY AND COOL INFORMATION ABOUT ANIMALS CHECK OUT

True Facts about _____ (Type in animal name)

Blog Day 5

Topic Numero Uno: Dragons, or Donald Trump.

1) Mark Zuckerburg's Facebook post about helping all muslims everywhere.

2) Mademoiselle has a personal vendetta against Donald Trump. Her father owns a house and has a view of the courtyard. Trump bought the area and he wants the view of the golf courses to only be for rich people. He owns a sliver of land and so he planted trees and now you can only see a line of trees. No more gorgeous view :(

Dragons come from snakes. Komodo dragon's tongue burns when they lick you, and thus they're called dragons. 

Mr. Flippy is green and has green fire and green wings that would have brown bark like limbs. He would fly and crystalize things through his breath

Mr. Indecisive is blue and silver, it would spit out sharp diamonds at people.  

Mr. Apathetic is snow shade white, blue white fire. Frost-fire dragon

Ms. Fabulous would be purple and gold with a shapeshifting dragon, that's kinda chubby but it'll eat you dammit. 

Ms. Sparkly would be an illusion of color

Ms. Licorice would be purple, green and black, indian silk type thing. It would be awesome. It would create food. 

Ms. Sarcastique would be a pale gold and sapphire dragon. It would 

Wyverns are generally detested.

DRAGONVALE!!

Annddd the conversation moves onto My Little Pony. 

Ralph Nader*

Donald Trump is a mess and should not be elected. His policies are worse than what Hitler proposed. Atlanta*

School system politics. Ms. Licorice is leaving her leg and forearm here. 

Our unicorn names are:

Mr. Flippy: Sassy Tickled Pink

Mr. Apathetic: Perky Twinkletoes

Ms. Fabulous: Sunshine Twinkletoes

Mr. Indecisive: Happy Fluffy Tutus

Ms. Sarcastique: Twinkle Yellow Banana

Ms. Licorice: Sunny Oompa Loompa

And then commenced a lot of new naming....

-Fin

Blog Day 3

Blog Day 3:

Number мавзӯъ 1: Trump

1)   Trump is trying to launch a retarded new show that is a lousy attempt to lighten up his insensitive cultural comments

2)   The cheese of truth: Immigrants cause cancer

Honda Rube Goldberg commercial because that shit’s cool

Sharing a Coke, Rube Goldberg

Ms. Problems suggests watching Dogs doing Parkour (he’s from Ukraine)!

We’re reduced to Topic Generators

Topic Generator topics:

1)   Think you’re cut out for doing politics? Take this quiz!

2)   The worst advice we’ve ever heard about dog

3)   How to solve the biggest problems with Fatima

4)   10 Quick tips about politics

5)   What will Dog be like in 100 years

Teachers

<3

What do you think will happen in 17 years?

3D Graphic Pen that’s practically a 3D printer in pen form

Everyone proceeds to take out their driver’s licenses and make Ms. Sarcastique feel terrible about herself.

Everyone speaks of the failure they face when attempting to get a good picture. Betrayal by their face.

Everyone is trying to prove that their phones are better

And then people try to use the iPhone fingerprint thing but duh it won’t work because they don’t own the phone so their fingerprint isn’t valid. How hard is this.

Everyone tried; unsuccessfully, to retrieve Mr. Hamlet’s pencil from its unfortunate position.

WE NEED UNDERCLASSMEN PEOPLE NEED TO GET OVER HERE. IF YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS THAT ARE TEENY TINY THEN PLEASE BRING THEM OVER HERE.

We continued thinking of strategies to trap all of you into this amazing web called Free Speech Club.

Blog Day 2

Blog Day 2:

Hilisgutan Numero Usa: Republican Debate last night

·         Trump was crying last night about not getting enough time on the debate to convey his oh so important perspectives.
And then Mr. Indecisive and Ms. Sarcastique got extremely sidetracked and ended up in a circular debate that ended up with Ms. Sarcastique getting named.

How do bicycles work? –There is no math to support it. BECAUSE WE’RE MAGICAL HUMAN BEINGS, we can do what math says we cannot. BAM Mr. Dungeon (Michael Weston ?)

We also don’t know why we sleep. Also apparently sleep is a terrible thing.

What are we excited about in 2016? The number is divisible by 2, 4 and 8! Also we won’t have to pay attention in class at all. Anymore. HA Ms. Oyoyoy

Mr. Hamlet discovered a life hack to Hamlet and Shakespeare that is legal

Is Halloween a legit holiday or not?!

·         Hallow’s Eve, Irish festival: 1^st of Nov, lasts three days that celebrates both the harvest festival and the deaths of martyrs, saints, and believers.

Haha Colleges you think we actually care #BSedessays

OMG Monsieur is so racist it’s unbelievable.

Hindi Horror movies are a failure

Psych theme song for horror scene was in hindi. Wut.

Puppet Dreams: Neil Patrick Harris says on Internet: Hi I’m ___ and I dream in puppets. Whenever he passes out he has dream sequences full of muppets. They’re insane. One: he falls asleep and he’s in to catch a predator, only he’s a muppet-phile. One: falls asleep and wakes up in a Bollywood musical. Which is pretty hysterical. Pretty safe. (Just FYI)

MCPS allowed a very inappropriate song

Bollywood detour: English movies confused me a lot when Ms. Sarcastique was a kid.

Labor day should be in May: because then it would be may-day and we need more of that.

Bernie Sanders is not a socialist.

He was giving a university speech and people were dressing up as zombies to give support to his no death policy.

November the 5^th: Of gunpowder, treason, and plot. Guy Fox blows up Parliament. Caught and killed. Did it because he was a Catholic (conspiracy).

Usually you burn an effigy, so for Guy Fawkes day they have a sparkler and they get a doll and they burn it.

 

OMG WE HAD A SHERLOCK BASED DISCUSSION XD XD XD XD XD

YES IT’S ON BBC

It’s surprising how people put their online subscription online for people to watch, and then they fight but it’s like why. But thank you for being stupid. It is very nice of you.

Purple-Mr. Flip “He speaks! He speaks!”

Mr. Indecisive says the tower of babel story, and the moral of his story being that you can’t run away from fate.

That was also the moral of Ms. Sarcastique’s story.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES

WE’RE BEING HARRASSED! SEND HELP

PRECIOUSSSSS -xoxo

MY PRECIOUS COMPUTERRRR

Anyone worse than you in a video game is a noob, anyone better has no life. –True Words

Mr. SH2016 should run against Kanye. He would win, kind of like Trump is close to winning.

Mr. Hamlet is trying to steal Mr. Indecisive’s watch.

Tune in for more, next week.

 

 

Blog Day 1

Blog Day 1 (10/8/15)

Topic Numero Uno: What kinds of questions make you uncomfortable?

Sexual questions? Biological/medical questions? Political questions? Religious questions?

Kk or K? KKK? What’s a good way to end a discussion?

FUNNY FRESHMAN STORIES WOOOH

·         I was giving a freshman orientation tour, our swimming pool is on the roof, and they bought it. And tried to go up. THEY FAILED :D

·         BTW guys, that room is the bombshell shelter. “OMG! Get in there! Get in there!”

·         The story of the hobo who lived in the bombshell shelter.

Mr. Flip freshman story:

During orientation: be nice and friendly. So I smiled and said, look, nice and friendly. “So they asked you how you were today, didn’t they?” No. One of the freshman took a “shining” to me, so after the orientation was over, I was bouncing between the tennis team and the drama club. The freshman came up and said, “Hi bestfriend,” I said, “Hi.” After school started, he did it again. I was like, “I don’t know you…?” His name was J. And every time he sees me unhappy he gets worried because of his first impression of me. So to mess with him I act depressed all the time.

Monsieur’s story:

I used to park near the tennis courts, and I pulled up and one of the kids who was there was driving a bmw, and my car was kinda eh. And where he parked, I was like, “That’s my driving space,” because I was feeling jealous. He said, “Sorry,” so I felt bad. Ever since I felt the need to park there, which kind of sucks because it’s far.

Mr. Flip: you should say, “I WAS fine,” which is something you would definitely say.

Monsieur got into a fight on facebook: What was more groundbreaking: Star Wars or Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Ms. Sass is very medically oriented, nothing really bothers me when something gory, or something is shown, because it’s a biological truth.

Mr. Indecisive humanity was questioned when he was watching a gory movie and he was eating food quite comfortably.

Some people aren’t comfortable talking about sex.

-Talking objectively. But people are still very taboo about it.

When Ms. Sass was six, she asked her mom where babies come from and her mom gave her the scientific explanation. Everyone else was talking about the fucking stork. I was like… what flipping stork?

Monsieur’s sister has a four year old child who asks her stuff, and she explained it to her, and she was like… how does the egg end up in her stomach?! Does she eat it?

Mr. Indecisive found disappointing: saw Martian, and someone said, “OMG! Can’t believe they made a real life documentary about Mars!” –Facepalm

Between Interstellar and the Martian, the US spent too much money trying to get Matt Damon off Mars. LOL

Creds to Shakespeare for adding the word flipping to use in the dictionary as the replacement for a very very bad word.