Blog Day 1

Blog Day 1 (10/8/15)

Topic Numero Uno: What kinds of questions make you uncomfortable?

Sexual questions? Biological/medical questions? Political questions? Religious questions?

Kk or K? KKK? What’s a good way to end a discussion?

FUNNY FRESHMAN STORIES WOOOH

·         I was giving a freshman orientation tour, our swimming pool is on the roof, and they bought it. And tried to go up. THEY FAILED :D

·         BTW guys, that room is the bombshell shelter. “OMG! Get in there! Get in there!”

·         The story of the hobo who lived in the bombshell shelter.

Mr. Flip freshman story:

During orientation: be nice and friendly. So I smiled and said, look, nice and friendly. “So they asked you how you were today, didn’t they?” No. One of the freshman took a “shining” to me, so after the orientation was over, I was bouncing between the tennis team and the drama club. The freshman came up and said, “Hi bestfriend,” I said, “Hi.” After school started, he did it again. I was like, “I don’t know you…?” His name was J. And every time he sees me unhappy he gets worried because of his first impression of me. So to mess with him I act depressed all the time.

Monsieur’s story:

I used to park near the tennis courts, and I pulled up and one of the kids who was there was driving a bmw, and my car was kinda eh. And where he parked, I was like, “That’s my driving space,” because I was feeling jealous. He said, “Sorry,” so I felt bad. Ever since I felt the need to park there, which kind of sucks because it’s far.

Mr. Flip: you should say, “I WAS fine,” which is something you would definitely say.

Monsieur got into a fight on facebook: What was more groundbreaking: Star Wars or Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Ms. Sass is very medically oriented, nothing really bothers me when something gory, or something is shown, because it’s a biological truth.

Mr. Indecisive humanity was questioned when he was watching a gory movie and he was eating food quite comfortably.

Some people aren’t comfortable talking about sex.

-Talking objectively. But people are still very taboo about it.

When Ms. Sass was six, she asked her mom where babies come from and her mom gave her the scientific explanation. Everyone else was talking about the fucking stork. I was like… what flipping stork?

Monsieur’s sister has a four year old child who asks her stuff, and she explained it to her, and she was like… how does the egg end up in her stomach?! Does she eat it?

Mr. Indecisive found disappointing: saw Martian, and someone said, “OMG! Can’t believe they made a real life documentary about Mars!” –Facepalm

Between Interstellar and the Martian, the US spent too much money trying to get Matt Damon off Mars. LOL

Creds to Shakespeare for adding the word flipping to use in the dictionary as the replacement for a very very bad word.