Blog Day 2

Blog Day 2:

Hilisgutan Numero Usa: Republican Debate last night

·         Trump was crying last night about not getting enough time on the debate to convey his oh so important perspectives.
And then Mr. Indecisive and Ms. Sarcastique got extremely sidetracked and ended up in a circular debate that ended up with Ms. Sarcastique getting named.

How do bicycles work? –There is no math to support it. BECAUSE WE’RE MAGICAL HUMAN BEINGS, we can do what math says we cannot. BAM Mr. Dungeon (Michael Weston ?)

We also don’t know why we sleep. Also apparently sleep is a terrible thing.

What are we excited about in 2016? The number is divisible by 2, 4 and 8! Also we won’t have to pay attention in class at all. Anymore. HA Ms. Oyoyoy

Mr. Hamlet discovered a life hack to Hamlet and Shakespeare that is legal

Is Halloween a legit holiday or not?!

·         Hallow’s Eve, Irish festival: 1^st of Nov, lasts three days that celebrates both the harvest festival and the deaths of martyrs, saints, and believers.

Haha Colleges you think we actually care #BSedessays

OMG Monsieur is so racist it’s unbelievable.

Hindi Horror movies are a failure

Psych theme song for horror scene was in hindi. Wut.

Puppet Dreams: Neil Patrick Harris says on Internet: Hi I’m ___ and I dream in puppets. Whenever he passes out he has dream sequences full of muppets. They’re insane. One: he falls asleep and he’s in to catch a predator, only he’s a muppet-phile. One: falls asleep and wakes up in a Bollywood musical. Which is pretty hysterical. Pretty safe. (Just FYI)

MCPS allowed a very inappropriate song

Bollywood detour: English movies confused me a lot when Ms. Sarcastique was a kid.

Labor day should be in May: because then it would be may-day and we need more of that.

Bernie Sanders is not a socialist.

He was giving a university speech and people were dressing up as zombies to give support to his no death policy.

November the 5^th: Of gunpowder, treason, and plot. Guy Fox blows up Parliament. Caught and killed. Did it because he was a Catholic (conspiracy).

Usually you burn an effigy, so for Guy Fawkes day they have a sparkler and they get a doll and they burn it.

 

OMG WE HAD A SHERLOCK BASED DISCUSSION XD XD XD XD XD

YES IT’S ON BBC

It’s surprising how people put their online subscription online for people to watch, and then they fight but it’s like why. But thank you for being stupid. It is very nice of you.

Purple-Mr. Flip “He speaks! He speaks!”

Mr. Indecisive says the tower of babel story, and the moral of his story being that you can’t run away from fate.

That was also the moral of Ms. Sarcastique’s story.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES

WE’RE BEING HARRASSED! SEND HELP

PRECIOUSSSSS -xoxo

MY PRECIOUS COMPUTERRRR

Anyone worse than you in a video game is a noob, anyone better has no life. –True Words

Mr. SH2016 should run against Kanye. He would win, kind of like Trump is close to winning.

Mr. Hamlet is trying to steal Mr. Indecisive’s watch.

Tune in for more, next week.